idk, LOLLERYZ

seedatart:

You don’t have enough badges to hit me!

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extracurricularexecutionsquad:

text post with a good point

the poster has an offensive url

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say-shell:

thefunniestpost:

heyfunniest:

my life is complete

Hysterical!

#NO THEFUNNIESTPOST DOT TUMBLR DOT COM #THIS IS NOT HYSTERICAL #THIS IS HOW A MOTHERFUCKING FAN WORKS #THERE IS NOTHING HYSTERICAL ABOUT MECHANICAL ENGINEERING FUCKNUGGET 

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Rosalind Lutece - Bioshock Infinite | requested by anonymous

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mermaidsandmisandry:

things i dont need in my life:

• wasps
• those stringy things on the banana
• commercials on youtube

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fakehighschoolboyfriend:

a musical entitled “may, senior year” filled with hits such as:

“i never knew you wanted to join the military”

“why are you getting married”

“that’s an awful tattoo”

“what am i doing for the rest of my life”

“how will i afford deodorant in college”

“why can’t i graduate already”

“why can’t i graduate already (reprise): why am i graduating already”

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scarymerry:

thegrlnxtdoorandhergingerfriend:

My AP euro teacher wouldn’t let our class watch Les Mis so we barricaded the door and screamed “VIVE LA REVOLUCIÓN” when he tried to get in.

that is the face of a man who is 24601% done

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judgemilkman:

I love how Adventure Time deals with actual emotional issues.

world-shaker:

Yes, but did you destroy the Horcrux?!

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ignoratio-elenchi:

This is Doreen Green, a fourteen-year-old character who featured in a few Marvel issues in 1992.

For obvious reasons, she goes by the handle “Squirrel Girl.”

Let me tell you a little about Miss Green.

In her first appearance, she attempts to befriend Iron Man and become his new sidekick. However, because Tony Stark is not in the habit of hanging out with girls who look kind of like rodents, he turns her down. Shortly thereafter, Stark was captured by Doctor Doom… who was then handily defeated by Squirrel Girl.

Squirrel Girl’s hit list so far is:

• Doctor Doom (Genius dictator known for defeating the Silver Surfer and stealing the power cosmic)
• Mandarin (Master hand-to-hand fighter possessing ten magic rings giving him powers ranging from blasts of ice to completely rearranging matter.)
• Giganto (Giant walking whales known for defeating the Fantastic Four and the Avengers.)
• MODOK (Ridiculously intelligent mutagenic with advanced psionic powers.)
• Thanos (Titanian Eternal with superhuman strength, speed, intellect, near-indestructable skin, and psionic blasts.)
• Terrax (The next herald of Galactus, who has control over the classical elements.)
• Bug-Eyed Voice (Street level criminal, beaten senseless by Green after messing with the guy she was crushing on.)
• Bi-Beast (Giant android possessing enhanced strength, endurance, durability, and intelligence.) 
• Deadpool (Fricking DEADPOOL.)
• Pluto (The Olympian god of the bloody underworld.)
• Fin Fang Foom (Known as “He whose limbs shatter mountains and whose back scrapes the sun.”)
• Baron Mordo (Powerful magician, skilled hypnotist, and summoner of demons.)
• Korvac (Wielder of the power cosmic)
• Ego the Living Planet (A. LIVING. PLANET.)
• Wolverine (You know who Wolverine is. You freaking know who Wolverine is.)

Marvel Comics’ official database uses a system they call the “powergrid” to measure the abilites of their characters.

The grid measures six characteristics (intelligence, strength, speed, durability, energy projection, and fighting skills) on a scale of one through seven.

Squirrel Girl got straight sevens. 

According to the Marvel Wiki, this means she:

• …is near-omniscient.
• …can lift upwards of 100 tons.
• …can transcend light speed.
• …cannot be harmed or destroyed.
• …has unlimited command of all energy forms.
• …is a master of every combat style.

She is fourteen years old, and has already trumped the efforts of worked alongside Iron Man and S.H.I.E.L.D.

Also, she can speak squirrel.

Click this for her TvTropes page if you’d like to know more about Marvel’s most powerful character.

That is all.

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digidiskette:

fruit-and-flowers:

watch-meshine:

callingoutsexists:

made rebloggable by request

I’ve never noticed this till now..

Praise: good girl, thats my girl, you go girl

Reprimand: Listen here young lady, As a woman you should…, You’re old enough to know…, You’re a woman now, not a little girl.

I never would have noticed this;

No one ever believed me when I called them on this bullshit. Good to know it’s not just me.

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Dowling Duncan and redesigning the American Dollar:

Why the size?
We have kept the width the same as the existing dollars. However we have changed the size of the note so that the one dollar is shorter and the 100 dollar is the longest. When stacked on top of each other it is easy to see how much money you have. It also makes it easier for the visually impaired to distinguish between notes.

Why a vertical format?
When we researched how notes are used we realized people tend to handle and deal with money vertically rather than horizontally. You tend to hold a wallet or purse vertically when searching for notes. The majority of people hand over notes vertically when making purchases. All machines accept notes vertically. Therefore a vertical note makes more sense.

Why different colors?
It’s one of the strongest ways graphically to distinguish one note from another.

Why these designs?
We wanted a concept behind the imagery so that the image directly relates to the value of each note. We also wanted the notes to be educational, not only for those living in America but visitors as well. Each note uses a black and white image depicting a particular aspect of American history and culture. They are then overprinted with informational graphics or a pattern relating to that particular image.

$1 – The first African American president
$5 – The five biggest native American tribes
$10 – The bill of rights, the first 10 amendments to the US Constitution
$20 – 20th Century America
$50 – The 50 States of America
$100 – The first 100 days of President Franklin Roosevelt. During this time he led the congress to pass more important legislations than most presidents pass in their entire term. This helped fight the economic crises at the time of the great depression. Ever since, every new president has been judged on how well they have done during the first 100 days of their term.

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shimmyshimmycocoapuffs:

thetragiccomedian:

alinatotheleft:

feathers-theangel:

musicbeatstherapy:

jelee-:

rockpapertheodore:

tinyspacebabe:

ok let’s stop using the term “butthurt” we’re not 12 anymore

you sound fannytroubled

a little bootybothered if you ask me

someone’s having a little tushytantrum

a bit asswounded

Don’t be so bumbugged

A bit of a colon commotion?

Stop being so anal aggravated 

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